Listen. I need to preface this by saying that Kelz, my dog, is a sassy boy - or teenager? or adult? he’s almost 2. ANYWAYS! I think he watches too many Karen videos.
Yup. Kelz has a manager wanna-be like attitude when I train him to stay in “down” positions for a few minutes. and he just stares at me and keeps on shifting to show me “Uhhhhh. Where ma treat at? I BEEN DOWN!!” Oh, baby. Sweety. I’m the manager here.
It’s like that time I was volunteering at a yoga studio in exchange for free and unlimited yoga classes. It was usually with a bunch of volunteers and we were cleaning the 2 studios, the bathrooms and the changing rooms, and folding towels. I know, it sounds like a lot, but it was actually like a fun lil hangout when I got along with my fellow volunteers. SO. That day, there were a lot of volunteers and not much to do. We did everything we had to do and expected to finish our 3 hour shift early. BUT, this “annoying and fake-smiling wannabe manager employee, who clearly wants to manifest power with her high-pitched voice” (Please tell me you hate her already? Thanks.) was asking us to dust the the top of the top of the lockers, which we did in just a few minutes. We proceeded as told and finished doing all the tasks quickly. As we started preparing to head out, she asked us to mop and sweep, AGAIN. (As per my previous mention; horrific, right? K, thanks.) Likeeeeee ughhhh. Where my thank-you-goodbye at? I BEEN DONE!!
Ok, Kelz ain’t no Karen. He takes it from me; I’ve been through a lot. Obviously.