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Punctuation

April 26, 2022

You know when you're really hungry, but have nothing to eat as a meal and the hunger keeps increasing so you eat some snacks to figure out your next move, but it’s like the snacks fall into a black hole and your body keeps screaming for consistent food so you keep looking at the pantry, fridge, freezer on repeat, but it’s like the hunger clouds your vision so you feel helpless and as the hunger keeps increasing, you wish you could just pretend like the hunger wasn’t there, but you’ve reached a point where if you don't eat you'll probably feel sick, so you eat another snack aka bowl of cereal…black hole…so you keep looking and randomly been texting your friend about your hunger and she tries to help you miles apart, so you send her a video of your pantry and fridge and she gives you a quick dip/sauce recipe so you finally get around getting the ingredients out - tofu, garlic powder, sesame oil, soy sauce, rice vinegar honey + rice - and you keep turning around and around in the kitchen so it takes you so much time to do the simplest of tasks????????? Question based on a true story. Absence of punctuation based on increasing hunger. Witness has chosen to remain anonymous to avoid judgement repercussions.

random thought

I hate (ok hatred might be a strong feeling. Despise then? Hm. Maybe just, brings me slight annoyance? Ya.) when I watch a funny show where I laugh out loud (when lol doesn't mean what it used to mean anymore and you actually need to spell it to emphasize its true nature smh) and then finish it, but have to wait a certain amount of time before I can rewatch it in order to, again, laugh out loud. Why is that??? Wasn't funny enough?? Situational humor?? Too grown (who do I think I am)?? I don't know why this crossed my mind. It's not like YT videos count. And I'm not even high. Bye. (What a poet, ending on a rhyming note. Punctuation excused, obvi. rolls eyes)

Tags grammar police, punctuation, hunger, hangry
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